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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy.
The internet read the whole post. Especially paragraph four.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
- 2026 is the new 2016. Your knees did not get the memo. Your knees…
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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