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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Kids grow up so fast.
Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and you age a decade.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
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- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
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THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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