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You're not broke.
You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
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- The form needs a form. The second form is not currently available.
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- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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