ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings.
It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing, and lost the person who asked how you were.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- You'll never get on the property ladder. The only plot you'll ever own is…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- They're taking time away from social media. You know because they posted about it…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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