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You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your sleep. Series A next.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- You are a brief arrangement of atoms that learned to worry about emails.
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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