ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Both sides declared victory.
The only clear loser was your Tuesday evening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- Life is short. A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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