ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Life is short.
A measurable chunk of it will be spent in the post office queue.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- You put "open to work" on LinkedIn. Six recruiters viewed your profile. Five were…
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- You are a brief arrangement of atoms that learned to worry about emails.
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- Good things come to those who wait. You waited so long they went to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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