ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Remember when you stayed up late on purpose?
Now you're up at 3am because your knee filed a complaint.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
- Love yourself first. Someone has to, and nobody else applied.
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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