ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The hardest part of working out is getting started.
You've made sure it stays the hardest part.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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