ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "this is my year".
You've said it since 2019. The years have stopped believing you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- AI agrees with you more than any human ever has. That's not wisdom. That's…
- The loot box has a 0.5% chance of something good. The studio has a…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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