ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's "just for vibes" and, according to the forecast, the rest of your working life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- A full review is ongoing. Ongoing is a very comfortable place for a review…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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