ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The loot box has a 0.5% chance of something good.
The studio has a 100% chance of your money.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- Think outside the box. The box had the budget. You're out here with a…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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