ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Love is patient.
Your partner is not, and has started a note on their phone called "Evidence".
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- The loot box has a 0.5% chance of something good. The studio has a…
- You pre-ordered it for the cape. The cape is now £3.99 for everyone else.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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