ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something.
It landed. Enjoy that. It's the last thing this week that will.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- You're not broke. You're pre-rich. The "pre" is permanent.
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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