ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The loot box has a 0.5% chance of something good.
The studio has a 100% chance of your money.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You are exactly where you're meant to be. That should frighten you more than…
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- You are a brief arrangement of atoms that learned to worry about emails.
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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