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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Money can't buy happiness.
You'll never have enough to check.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "romanticise studying". You've filmed it, lit it and soundtracked it. You haven't studied.
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
- Your fitness journey started on the second of January. It ended on the fourth.…
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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