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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Opposites attract.
Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the other finally sets it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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