ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You have an eleven-step skincare routine.
Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is doing its best. It isn't a miracle worker.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- You can't take money with you when you go. Your direct debits, however, will…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- You received 40 fundraising texts today. Democracy needs $5 by midnight. Every midnight.
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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