ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You put "entrepreneur" in your bio.
You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted and still owe your mum for the postage.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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