ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You can do anything you set your mind to.
Your mind has set itself to lying down. Permanently. With snacks.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- You asked the internet whether you were the bad guy. The internet read the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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