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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Rise and grind.
Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a boat.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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