ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Mondays aren't so bad.
They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your therapist said set boundaries. You set one. Then texted them at 2 a.m.…
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- You are a brief arrangement of atoms that learned to worry about emails.
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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