ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've been "about to start the gym" since January.
It's October. The gym has had two owners and a refurb in the time you've been about to.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The pothole is on the list. The list is dynamic. The pothole is permanent.
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- Rise and grind. Your teeth have been grinding all night. Your dentist bought a…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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