ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're not getting older.
You're getting closer. That's worse.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every company now has an AI assistant. It's the only member of staff nobody's…
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- You reinstalled Pokémon Go to get your steps up. Eleven kilometres later you'd caught…
- You are a brief arrangement of atoms that learned to worry about emails.
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic. It's what the last week of the month…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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