ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You typed "speak to an agent" nine times.
The bot sent you a help article about speaking to agents. The agents were let go in March.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've been "about to start the gym" since January. It's October. The gym has…
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
- You asked the chatbot if you were a good parent. It said "absolutely" before…
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
- Your birthday cake now needs a risk assessment. The candles are outnumbering the years…
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