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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The pothole is on the list.
The list is dynamic. The pothole is permanent.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your startup is a chatbot that tells customers they're right. Investors loved it. The…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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