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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every company now has an AI assistant.
It's the only member of staff nobody's asked to come in on Fridays, and the only one getting your job.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- Things will look better in the morning. No. They'll just be better lit.
- In three generations, nobody will remember your name. You don't know your great-grandmother's, so…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- Romance isn't dead. It just stopped waiting for a reply to your "hey" from…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- A full review is ongoing. Ongoing is a very comfortable place for a review…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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