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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
A full review is ongoing.
Ongoing is a very comfortable place for a review to live.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- A full review is ongoing. Ongoing is a very comfortable place for a review…
- You've "found your aesthetic". It's beige. It's always beige.
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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