ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Wisdom comes with age.
So does standing on the landing with no idea why you came upstairs, or exist.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- You typed "speak to an agent" nine times. The bot sent you a help…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- Your chatbot calls every one of your ideas "a really insightful question". Zack has…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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