ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You bought the yoga mat.
The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible, more mindful and better liked.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
- You said you're "booked and busy". Booked for a dentist you'll cancel. Busy rewatching…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- Every great company started in a garage. Yours will end there too. The car's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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