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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you.
It's not proud. It's given up. Even the bird has moved on.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
- Both sides declared victory. The only clear loser was your Tuesday evening.
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
- They're on a comeback tour. It's the fourth. They have never been anywhere long…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- Your call is important to us. Not important enough to answer, but important.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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