ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday motivation is a myth.
Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave, or your retirement.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- Your friends' group chat went quiet. It didn't. They made a new one. Same…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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