ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Coffee doesn't fix Monday.
It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Lessons will be learned. By whom, and when, will also be learned. Eventually. Possibly.
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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