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Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a recipe you'll never cook, and one is playing music from somewhere you can't find.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You film "Sunday reset" videos. By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
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