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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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You film "Sunday reset" videos.
By Tuesday your room has reset itself, to Saturday.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You spent £400 on an ergonomic chair. You sit on it like a frog.…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
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