ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The award show ran four hours.
The only winner was the advert break.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- "Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again." That's also the…
- Your soft launch was a hand in a photo. The hard launch never came.…
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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