ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "it's giving" about your own life.
It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent arrears. It's giving a group chat that muted you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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