ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
"Let's take this offline" means "let's never speak of this again."
That's also the plan for your job next quarter.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
- The best time to start saving was twenty years ago. The second-best time was…
- Your complaint has been escalated. It is now ignored by someone more senior.
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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