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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The update is 200GB.
Your free afternoon was smaller.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
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- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- Not all who wander are lost. You are. The map gave up.
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- The award show ran four hours. The only winner was the advert break.
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- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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