ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner.
You'll eat standing up for eighteen years. Then sit down and forget how.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
- Inside every older person is a younger person. The younger person is furious about…
- You "can't do mornings". You also can't do afternoons, evenings or emails.
- Unlimited holiday is a lovely policy. The company did the maths on your guilt,…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- The customer is always right. The customer is also on hold, forever, which is…
- You rage quit because the game was rigged. You were also just bad. Both…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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