ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every relationship has a honeymoon period.
Yours was the walk from the bar to the taxi rank. She got in alone.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- Your savings account isn't empty. It's a memorial.
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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