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FRIDAY, 19 FEBRUARY 1971
Your savings account isn't empty.
It's a memorial.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- "It's just a phase" is a phrase you'll say for eighteen years. You're the…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- Listen to your body. It's asking for a biscuit and a lie-down. It's been…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- Someone laminated an "Acceptable Behaviour" poster for the office kitchen. It will still be…
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