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A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been quiet".
You weren't. You were just talking to nobody.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Some people run marathons. You run late, and you still come last.
- Your boss hasn't taken a sick day in ten years. He has, however, given…
- Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212. The game hasn't been fun since…
- You "don't do small talk". You also don't do big talk, phone calls, emails…
- Mistakes were made. The Notes app has never once said by whom.
- The spark never fades. It gets downgraded to bin bags, then to a joint…
- You are a valued member of the team. So was the last person in…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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