ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Parenthood is a long journey
from "mama" to "can you send money" to them choosing your care home.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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