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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Age is just a number.
So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than your salary.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
- You sent "lol" to avoid having feelings. It worked. You feel nothing, said nothing,…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- A tidy playroom lasts exactly as long as it takes to photograph. The photo…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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