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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Not all who wander are lost.
You are. The map gave up.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You hyped your mate's mixtape. You've never listened to it. Neither has anyone. Including…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- Age is just a number. So is your cholesterol, and it's climbing faster than…
- You did the Mannequin Challenge again for old times' sake. The standing still was…
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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