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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something.
It landed. Enjoy that. It's the last thing this week that will.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- True love is choosing the same person every day. They're choosing, daily, whether to…
- Doom spending is buying a heated eye mask because the news was bad. The…
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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