ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your friends' group chat went quiet.
It didn't. They made a new one. Same name, one fewer person.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you'd "touch grass" this weekend. You took a photo of grass, posted…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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