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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your 5am routine went viral.
You did it once, filmed it, and have slept until 11 every day since. The algorithm doesn't know. Your landlord does.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. They were picked first. You're what was left.
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
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