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You can't take money with you when you go.
Your direct debits, however, will give it a really good try.
— Zack, unqualified
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- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
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- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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